Laana! Video ya Boss na Secretay wake yanaswa wakifanya yao officin, Mlinde sana mpenzi wako

Mambo wanayofanya mabosi ofisini na masekretari wao ni zaidi ya laana, Kwani itafikia wakati mke au mpenzi wako akiwa sekretari unaishi kwa wasiwasi kwani huwezi jua nini anafanyiwa akiwa kazini na bosi wake.

Vishawishi vingi vinawakumba mabosi kutokana na mavazi wanayo vaa, mikao yao ofisi vitu ambavyo vinapeleke wanaume wengi kuhindwa kuvumilia kwani wameumbiwa taama na mihemuko ya haraka na kuwasababishia kufanya mambo ya aibu ofisini.


Angalia video hii hapa chini iliumlinde mpenzi wako awapo kazini

Lulu: Nyumba niliyomzawadia mama yangu sijahongwa....Nimeijenga kwa miaka minne



Mwanzoni mwa mwaka huu (2015) mrembo na muigizaji wa filamu, Elizabeth “Lulu” Michael aliwa-surprise watu wengi pale alipomzawadia mama yake nyumba aliyojenga Kimara, jijini Dar es- Salaam.

Je Lulu aliwezaje kufanya mambo makubwa kama hayo katika umri mdogo na kwa kipato cha kuigiza peke yake? Hayo ni maswali ambayo wengi walijiuliza, kiasi cha kuwafanya wengine waamini kuwa labda amehongwa.
Lulu amesema kuwa nyumba hiyo alianza kuijenga kidogo kidogo miaka minne iliyopita kwa kile alichokuwa anakipata kupitia kazi yake ya uigizaji, lakini watu wengi hawakufahamu mpaka siku alipoitoa kama zawadi kwa mama yake.

“Kiukweli ile nyumba nimeanza kujenga nikiwa bado mdogo sana, ni nyumba ya chini ya kawaida lakini nilikuwa najenga kidogo kidogo, kwamba leo nikipata laki nampa mama leo kaongezee hiki…kwahiyo ni kwasababu mtu hajui atashangaa Lulu kapata wapi hela za vuuup, lakini ni kitu ambacho kimeenda kidogo kidogo imechukua hata miaka minne..kwahiyo mtu atashtuka kwasababu ameiskia leo sasa ndo hivyo mtu ataanza kusema kahongwa hajui background.” alisema Lulu kupitia The Sporah Show.

Hii ndiyo sababu kubwa ya wanawake wengi kupenda kuliwa tigo....



 Tunapoamua kufanya jambo sio kwamba tunafuata mkumbo au kulazimishwa bali ni our choice Kufanya ng0no kusiko a.k.a 0713 “MWIKO” katika jamii nyingi Ulimwenguni sio kwa vile tu inamaanika kuwa ni uchafu na inamadhara makubwa ya kimwili, kiakili na kiafya bali ni kinyume na mafundisho ya imani zetu za Dini.

Kinachofanyika chumbani ni uamuzi wenu ninyi wawili mnaopendana ikiwa tu mtakubaliana na kufanya hivo na pia ni siri yako wewe na mpenzi wako, kuna wapenzi wengi tunafanya mambo ya ajabu sana na watu tunaowapenda na tunafurahia na tunazidi kupendana na kutakana zaidi na zaidi kila siku….lakini mambo hayo ni “tab0o” ktk jamii kama ilivyo kwa Tigo au Ukware/uziNz!

Kuna baadhi ya watu (wake kwa waume) hujaribu na kisha wanajikuta wanafurahia na hivyo wanaendelea na kuna wengine hutaka kujua “unajisikiaje” lakini wanajikuta hawafurahii au mmoja wao hafurahii na hivyo wanaacha na kutorudia tena tendo hilo la mugongo-mugongo.

Pamoja na kuwa watu kuheshimu miiko ya dini zao, kupinga na kulisema vibaya tendo hili wachunguzi wa mambo ya Tigo wanadai kuwa mwanamke mmoja kati ya wanne anashiriki ngono ya nyuma (sasa hii sijui ni kuridhisha wapenzi au ni wao wanafurahia)…….wazoefu watusaidie hapa.

Ukweli kuhusu Tigo.- Sio tendo asilia ktk swala zima la ng0no na mapenzi hivyo kumbuka unapoamua kugawa tako kuwa na uhakika ndio kitu unataka kukifanya na sio kukifanya kwa vile “mchumba” kaomba/anataka…..wewe ndio mwenye maamuzi makuu ya nini unataka kifanyike mwilini mwako.

Kama unahisi unachokwenda kukifanya sio “n*atural*” na hujisikii vema kushiriki ng0no Tigo basi acha/kataa kufanya hivyo.

-Mara mishipa ya Tigo ikitanuka kutokana na kufanywa huko mara kwa mara huwa haijirudi kama ilivyo kwenye uke kwa vile haikuumbwa kwa ajili ya shughuli hiyo.

-Wengi tunaamini kuwa kufanywa nyuma ni kwa mashoga tu lakini kuna wanawake wanafurahia kama ilivyo ngono ya mdomo na baadhi hujigeuza kama njia mbadala ya kuzuia mimba au kulinda bikira (zaidi ni ktk jamii ya waarabu).

-Ukizoea sana kupigwa nyuma na mishipa ya huko kutanuka, basi inasemekana kuwa utatatizwa wakati wa kujifungua/kuzaa, si hivyo tu bali unaweza ukawa na tatizo la kuvuja mkojo kwani hutoweza kukaza tena misuli yako ukeni ambayo hulegea baada ya kuzaa.

Swala muhimu sio kutisha watu bali kuwaelimisha na kuwaachia wao wachague mchele upi na pumba zipi. Ukiangalia yale yote yanayokatazwa au kuitwa miiko ndiyo yanayofanywa zaidi kuliko yale tunayoruhusiwa kuyazungumzia na kuyatenda.

MADHARA MAKUU NI:
Mwanamke anayefanyiwa mchezo huu hupata matatizo makubwa wakati wa kujifungua ikiwa ni pamoja na kutokwa na haja kubwa mfululizo wakati akijaribu kumsukuma mtoto.

Tukio hili humsababishia aibu kubwa mwanamke, kiasi cha kumshushia hadhi yake mbele ya jamii.

Umri unaposonga, haja kubwa hutoka bila kizuizi kutokana na misuli ya sphincter inayobana njia ya haja kubwa kulegea.

Inaweza kusababisha saratani ya eneo hilo ‘cancer of col0n’.
Ugonjwa wa UTI, yaani uambukizi kwa njia ya mkojo, huwa sugu, maana akitokea mwanaume alifanya kitendo hicho kisha akafanya ngono kama kawaida, bakteria wanaoishi sehemu hiyo wanaingia na kuwa na madhara makubwa.

hasara yake kubwa mwanaume anayekufanyia mchezo huwa hawezi kukuoa, pia ni rahisi kukutangaza kwa jamaa zake na kuonekana kituko mbele za watu, kama umeolewa heshima yako hupungua ndani ya ndoa.
Paparaziwetu inakushauri na inapinga kwa nguvu zangu zote swala la Ng0no kusiko (tigo) ila na heshimu chaguo/uamuzi wako…..wewe ndio mweye mwili na unafanya vile utakavyo.
Ushuri wa bure-Jiheshimu na thamini mwili wako…..usitoe tako lako kama dawa ya kumfanya mume asitoke nje au akupende zaidi…..ni aibu mumeo akikuta nyuma jamaa waliwahi pia.
Pia anaweza kumuua mtoto kwa vile kila akimsukuma atoke, pumzi hukata kutokana na misuli inayofahamika kwa jina la ‘sphincter’ kulegea na kusababisha ambane mtoto.

LOVERS, 11 things you must not call your women to avoid trouble



In a recent interview, Madonna revealed that the thing she misses least about marriage is being referred to as “the wife.” I think it’s fair to say all wives know what she’s talking about — like you’re accessory or simply filling a position and not an actual person.

Even if it pops out unintentionally, some terms can have pretty negative connotations that can stir up trouble in a flash. Whether they’re said in the heat of anger or accidentally in the form of a relatively innocent Freudian slip, no one likes to be called a derogatory name.

For example, last week I overheard my husband on the phone with someone. As he was wrapping up the call, he said, “Let me check with my mother and get back to you.”

Ugh. He didn’t mean his mother, he meant me! Sadly, his mom passed away when he was very young so I’m certainly not offended by any comparison to a woman I never had the chance to meet, yet there was something about it that definitely didn’t sit well with me.

It sort of implied he had to get my “permission” or that I’m the one making all the decisions here. (Maybe it’s me, but I couldn’t help wonder: Am I am controlling shrew?) He quickly caught himself and said with a laugh, “Oh, sorry, I mean my wife.”

I found out I’m not alone here. We asked women to share the names their husbands have called them that they liked least and “mother” came up more than a few times. Check it out:

1. “His mother’s name. *shudder*,” writes happymia, a CafeMom member.

2. “His mother, lol,” says CafeMom member funmommy123.

3. “My ex-husband used to call me his ‘baby mama’ and that drove me INSANE,” shares CafeMom member StitchesandLace.

4. “I would hate it if he ever called me ‘His old lady’ I am not old and he better have more respect for me than that,” says CafeMom member MysticLove

5. “I often hear my husband telling people, ‘I’ll check with THE BOSS and let  you know.’ He does it when he wants to get out of doing something and wants to blame it on me so he can call back and say, ‘THE BOSS says we have other plans,’” says Margaret, mom of three. “Occasionally he’ll also refer to me as THE CHIEF and the whole thing is laughable because he is doing exactly what he wants at all times.”

6. “… the very worse thing he could possibly call me is his ‘ex wife’ … oh my god … I’d be devastated to lose him. I hope to be with him our whole lives and even afterwards,” says CafeMom member Earthangel1967.

7. “Wrong,” says Arthistmom, a CafeMom member.

8. “Ball and chain,” says CafeMom member Sarahjz.

9. “It’s the overuse of a pet name that wears on me,” says CafeMom member CurlersNHeels. “If my husband calls me beautiful, I feel beautiful. If my husband calls me beautiful every single time he comes around a corner, after a while I just don’t feel like he’s complimenting me as much as he’s given me a new name and and the meaning behind it completely disappears into monotony.”

10. “When he calls me by my full name, cause then I know something big is about to happen, but most of the time he calls me J-bear and I love it,” says CafeMom member JeniMae1.

11. “The ‘b’ word,” says ksbondgirl, a CafeMom member.

What’s the worst name your partner has ever called you?

Dawa ya wabakaji yapatikana katika sidiria....Bofya hapa kujua



Kundi la wanafunzi nchini India limefanikiwa kutengeneza sidiria za umeme ili kuwafanya wanawake waweze kujilinda wakati wa matukio ya ubakaji kwa kuwapiga shoti wabakaji. Sidiria hizo za umeme zina uwezo wa kumpiga shoti mtu kwa umeme wa kiasi cha 3,800kv.

Sidiria hizo mbali ya kutoa shoti ya umeme unaotengenezwa na kifaa kwenye sidiria kinachotumia betri pia zina uwezo wa kutuma ujumbe wa meseji kwenda kwa mtu anayetakiwa kujulishwa juu ya tukio hilo na pia kutuma maelekezo ya sehemu ya eneo la tukio.

Wanafunzi hao wa India katika chuo kikuu cha mji wa Chennai walitengeneza sidiria hizo baada ya kubakwa kwa mwanafunzi wa kike mwenye umri wa miaka 23 katika mji wa Delhi. Mwanafunzi huyo alifariki dunia kutokana na majeraha aliyopata baada ya kubakwa na kundi la wanaume wengi kufuatia tukio hilo lililotokea mwezi disemba mwaka jana.

Wanafunzi hao wa India waliamua kufanya utafiti wa kutengeneza sidiria kama hizo ili ziweze kuzuia matukio mengine ya ubakaji yasitokee.

Sidiria hiyo imewekewa kitu cha kutathmini ukubwa wa presha ya kukandamizwa ili kuifanya sidiria hiyo iweze kuruhusu kutolewa kwa shoti ya umeme.

Presha ya mgandamizo kwenye kifua kutokana na kukumbatiana haitaifanya sidiria hiyo iruhusu kutolewa kwa shoti ya umeme.

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